The Holy Era

50 years ago to this date is the anniversary of the beginning of the Unholy Wars between the Earth and the Kingdom of the Endead. The Endead are a species of Demons who were imprisoned by Humans and Gods king ago, as they were thought to have been putting hexes on farms and peasants in the Medievil era. The King of the land at the beginning of the Unholy War was King Normand, a brave and loyal General of Earth. He fought in the War of Algie, proving his worth by slaying vicious Merpeople intent on ridding the world of humans and turning Earth into a world of only water and sky. King Normand killed the second-in-command, and proposed a treaty the first could not refuse: Stop the war, and we will allow you to live; continue fighting, and your people shall go extinct. Far from allies, but still better off than raging enemies, Earth and the Algie Merpeople came to an agreement and stopped the fighting.

King Normand, however, had left his other defenses weak during the war and reconciliation, and the Endead were preparing to attack, and it was not long before the King was slain by the warriors of the Endead. Without a King, the Humans panicked and started to retaliate. The clash of the Endead and Humans lasted only a few years before a new King of the humans, Marcus, rose to power and started to configure a plan of action against the King Leharl, Ruler of the Endead. While the war was going on, a Demoness named Laine and a Human named Derik met and fell in love, producing the first-ever Half-Demon Half-Human child known in the world. More would come, but she would be the first. Shortly after she turned three years old, this child, named Linz, lost her mother. Her mother was a good Demon, she helped out in Medicinal wards during the war, and was killed when the Humans found a Demon Hospital and destroyed it. Linz and her father took to hiding, and the war ended soon after Linz turned five. The world sighed a breath of relief, for King Marcus and Ruler Leharl had come to an agreement to stop the bloodshed, and instead live peacefully for the good of science and Medicine.

Over time, more Demonic Halflings appeared roaming around, and before you knew it, Linz was 16 years old and involved with volunteering at local Human Hospitals and Occult shops around the city or Jesseriah. Linz graduated Human School at age 14 as a child prodigy, and was already starting a human college and Endead Occult study by age 17. At age 18, she was already a leading intern and quite happy with her life. However, murmers of discontent were starting to arise, and rumors of war starting back up between the Humans and Endead were becoming more frequent. Over a matter of a few months, Halflings were being killed off by Human Agitators, and Linz was starting to fear for her life, especially as a prominent Halfling. And now, 50 years to the date, life starts taking a turn for the worse for all the inhabitants of Earth...

Computer was hit :(

I did not have Anti-Virus software for my computer, and downloaded a lot of FireFox extras, Online Games, etc. and decided to download some Anti-Virus software. I didn't want to pay $100.00 like some of the websites were telling me i'd have to pay, so I tried dowloading some freeware Anti-Virus programs. Bad move. The software had a virus (or 300) actually in it. Ooops.


Long Story Short: Fiancee's friend fixed computer, getting Symantec Norton AntiVirus 2008 Package via UPS delivery, and once it's safely installed, I will only download from safe sites, and never Limewire / iMesh / BearShare. Sticking to YouTube and AllUC might be my safest bet.

Ciao for now.

Uh-oh.

I was hit with a virus. More details tonight.

This, Ladies and Gentleman, is a little something called "Progress".

First order of business, rain + walking = SUCK. Getting hit with huge, cold dollops of water and then walking around wet and cold with throbbing eyebrows and a sweaty head is a big, huge, horrible party of Le Suck. Whatever.



Trying to be more assertive, and did actually bring up to my fiancee, getting a license, job, car, house, etc. all quite recently. Now, he does have a car, a nice one, but due to non-use (and a stolen steering wheel), it looks more like this, plus covered over with a crappy blue tarp. No joke, there are mice and mosquitoes in there, plus spiders, the vinyl seats are screwed up with metal springs, and the engine and transmission are in the garage. Fucked up AMX. Seriously bad.

And, i'm going to help me help him clean it. Friday.


Thursday, (aka) later today, is going to be spent cleaning my room spotless, and getting more stuff to bring over to him or throw out. We are going to make progress, even if I need to shove a boot in his ass to get us there. He's getting a job come September, and i'm going to try to find one, and at least have my license by then. Also, i'll be getting ID soon, my grandmother will bring me. Yay, ID!!

Interesting people are to be found on Plurk a site similar to Twitter, but (for me) easier to use. Why not try it out?

MONSTAH

I know you know the energy drink called Monster. I don't know if you know this, but thay have "Java Monster", but I am here to inform you of the awesomeness of each one. Of course, if you don't know about Monster, I guess i'll just do a thorough review.

• Monster Energy. Packed with a double-hit of the "Killer Energy Brew", this packs a hell of a wallop straight to your energy levels! Feel pumped, tastes great. ( Just a little bit strong for me. )
  
• Lo-Carb. Low calorie, Low carb, with a shocking taste that makes it hard to believe that it's (a little) healthier than other Monster Products.
• Khaos. 70% real fruit juice mixed with Monster Energy Blend makes for a tasty drink that'll keep you kicking! It tastes of orange (so I don't like it), but is in no means a kid's drink.
• M-80. Tropical Pineapple and Mango juices swirling with energy-blasts of power, over the lips and past the tongue, a shockwave of energy when you're done! The 80 stands for 80% fruit juice!
  
• Mixxd. Some random juice (30% this time) thrown together and mixed in, is energy with some awesome, slightly grape-y taste. Who knew it could taste so good?
• Assault. This is an all-business, sneaking-through-the-woods camouflaged masterpiece just waiting for you to chug it, so you can get a military-issued boot of energy right where the sun don't shine. Damn, that's good ;)

Moving on to: Java Monster!!

• Nut-Up. Premium blend coffee and cream, kicking energy, AND half the caffeine of regular coffee! How do they do it?
  
• Loca Moca. Tasted Good! REAL Good! No more waiting in line at Starbucks, just grab this at your local convenience store or supermarket, and you'll be enjoying taste and energy!
  
• Originale / Big Black. For some reason it goes by two different names... Or it's a glitch on the website, but either way, the taste is great! An awesome coffee taste with the energy you crave!
  
• Mean Bean. Made with natural flavors, you might just throw out your coffee maker for good in lieu of this amazing drink.
  
• Lo-Ball. Less fat, less calories, i'll bet you never heard anyone tell you to lo-ball them before this drink!
  
• Irish blend. DROOOOL. This drink is beyond amazing. The coffee drinks are awesome, but what happens when you put liquor in the coffee? Magic, that's what. (Liquor flavoring only.)
  
• Russian. Kickin' Russian liquor taste in a can of primo Java Monster, get your energy on, as they do in Russia! Because in Russia, Coffee drink YOU!
  
• Chai Hai. Have you ever gotten an energy buzz off of tea before? Don't drink this with crumpets or take it to the queen, take it skydiving for an ultimate Tea experience! Right on!
  

Today's the day!

I'm about to go get my eyebrows done :) In about an hour I need to get in the shower, so i'll play a game and check my email and stuff until then. Wish me luck! :P

Oh, great. Thanks, Firefox!!

All of my Bookmarks are gone. Can you believe that? Geez...





I have been playing this game the past few days. It's pretty good. The game "Roller Brush" is a bit annoying as it's connect-the-dots, but you miss a lot. The stylus is just bitchy, lol. I'm also stuck in a few places, but i'm going to go to gamefaqs to look up what i'm doing wrong :P

Games i've also been playing lately:

• Secret of Mana
• Mario Party
• Donkey Kong
  

Tattooing

Tattooing has always been impressed upon me as an art form, and my father is covered in them. He has Iwo Jima and the Twin Towers on his back, eagles and flags, the POW MIA sign on his leg, and all kinda of other cool tats that are Patriotic, or of his family. And i've just turned 18.

I know that Tats are supposed to be self-expression, so I decided to go with one thing that I remember doing daily at age 9... ZELDA. i'm thinking something along the lines of the image below, but smaller, just below my navel.

• What do you think of Gaming & Tattoos?
• What do you think of Tats as a form of art & self-expression?
• Do you have any Tattoos?

Linklist and Random Pics of the Week

One, Two, Three, Four.

• Recycled Condoms used in Hair Bands!
• Ever seen Racist Toys?
• I want to stay in this Miniature House! It's just so cute.
• I have never heard of Electronic Cigarettes before this...
• Customer Service Sucks... but can be funny at the same time!

Passport...

I have an 18-year-old passport, how do I renew it? :S

Sucky Day turned around midway.

Today was mostly some general commotion and confrontation, with a relative that Joe and I don't favor too much giving us problems, but I did come to some decisions today.

1. We cannot live here anymore. We need to move.
2. We need jobs and transportation first.
3. We are going to be great together one day.

Allow me to further explain.

1. We live in a small town, in a house with his (evil) step-sister. She disliked me and caused a lot of trouble for family in the past, and takes it out on us. You know what? Oh well. The best thing to do is ignore her for now, because we need to move, therefore we will move, and not "within the next 10-12 years".
2. I missed Driver's Education class in school due to moving around, and have just ended up never learning, so I don't know how to drive. Never even got a permit. Joe simply never renewed his permit, because he had no interest. Summarily, neither of us has any transportation other than our own two legs. And the random bike-ride or whatnot.
3. I love him that much. He's a goofball, but he's my goofball, and I like it that way.

So, what are your plans for the future? House? Mansion? Trailer park?
As for me, i'm thinking trailer park or small, starter home is preferred over an apartment.

Trying to find a job.

2 days ago.
Me: Hey! You guys have any applications? I saw the Help Wanted sign.
Cashier Lady: Yeah, let me look around! *searches* Sorry, can't find it right now, stop by tomorrow?
Me: Yeah, sure.
Cashier Lady: Ok cool!

Yesterday.
Me: Hey! You guys have any applications yet?
Cashier Lady: Yeah, let me look around! *searches* Sorry, can't find it right now, stop by tomorrow in the morning? The boss will be in at that time.
Me: Yeah, sure.
Cashier Lady: Ok cool!

Today.
Me: Hey! You guys have any applications yet?
Cashier Lady: Yeah, let me look around! *searches* Sorry, can't find it right now, the boss will be in at about 11.
Me: It's 9:30... Ugh... *goes home*



Like, how hard is it to have a freaking piece of paper?

Eyebrows~

I guess i'm going to have to set up my camera, soon! I have an appointment for Tuesday, July 22, at 1:00pm to get my eyebrows permanently tattooed on. I. Am. So. Excited! I'll have to post the before and after images! :)

Do you have / Do you know anyone that has had Cosmetic Tattooing done?

Gaia Online!

If you are a member, you should definitely come to our Guild. We've been recruiting, to no big success. We have a Newsletter and friendly members, I guess all we really need now is you . . . ?

Do you play...

Chess? Parcheesi? Cards? Tell us what you do in your spare time that is non-electronic!

I play Chess and Parcheesi sometimes, I play Monopoly and Sorry (because more people play Sorry than Parcheesi, even though it's essentially the same game) a LOT. As Joseph and myself are fans of Mario World and Mario Party, Legend of Zelda, and other such titles, we decided to play the Nintendo Board Game... Nintendo Monopoly! It's mad fun, we even have the collector's Edition.

Synopsis of Monday, July 14, 2008

Slept in until about 12:30. Woke up, found out that my grandfather had stopped over. Got $250, so i'll be good for a while again. I am SO thankful to the people who keep giving me money, $200 lasts me two weeks, no problem, so as long as I do not splurge on anything, i'm going to be well-fed for a bit. Thank goodness! Laid around and caught a 10-minute-catnap before heading over to Joe's to hang out. Watched him doing the storyline in my favorite PS2 game .hack//G.U. Vol. 2: Reminisce and ate junk food. We ran into his friend Richie, and we let off some sparkly firework things (realllly pretty colors and sparkling orbs, squee!) by the pool, and ate. We played Mario Party for a while. I was Peach, Joe was Mario, Tina was Daisy, and Tony was Luigi. Joe got a lotttt of coins, but he gave 3 stars to me eventually, after STEALING mine. I did get my revenge when he pissed me off, though. Haha. I slapped his sunburn.



*PS: I live with my Grandma, who is divorced from my Grandfather. My Father lives with his Girlfriend (my stepmother is dead, and real mother + half-brother Scotty, 11, are out in Germany somewhere) and my half-brother Ethan and step-sisters Charity and Andy. Joe lives with his Dad and his Fiancee of 9 years, Betty and Betty's Daughter, Krissy and her son Dominic (and the dogs Muggsy and Mandy). Tina, Tony, Kaylin, Anthony, (and the dogs Oreo and Buddy) all live in Florida, Joe's Mom also lives in Florida with her boyfriend/new husband whatever, and Joe's other brother John lives nearby with his wife. So, that's the living arrangements, so you know who i've been referring to in the last 3-4 posts. Please go back to the first one posted today and read them in order :P

How I Got My Sunburn :)

Saturday, July 12, 2008: The day.
Normal stuff. No huge thing to report, except that we had fun doing random stuff, but nothing really Anecdotal. Just a good day, all-around.

Saturday, July 12, 2008: The night.
Wicked freaking Awesome! We, as in: John (Joe's dad), Betty (John's Girlfriend), Joe (le fiancee), Me, Krissy (Betty's Daughter), Dominic (Krissy's Son), Tina (Joe's Sister), Tony (Tina's Husband), Kaylin (T&T's 4-year-old daughter), and Anthony (T&T's 10-month-old son). Ten people, in a max-10-people boat. We're not on good terms with Krissy, but that doesn't mean we have to be evil and make her miss out on it, or just us miss out on it, so we played nice :) I always play nice, honestly. Unless you make me really mad~ but i'm friendly~ :)

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Sunday, July 13, 2008: The morning.
Wake up at 9:00 instead of 10:00 by mistake my messing up the alarm clock. D'oh. Play an online game until my dad can take me to subway to get food for while we're out on the boat. We leave in less than an hour, and I get my Five Dolla' Foot Long~ and head over to Joe's. everyone's still sleeping, so we just chill until we're ready to leave.

Sunday, July 13, 2008: The Day.
We take off down the road after getting gas, yada yada; we get to the docks, blah blah blah; we get in the boat and are getting ready, yackity smackity; and we realize: the two Infant Life Vests are still at home! So Krissy and Tina take Anthony and Dominic with them whole they go back to fetch them, so we take the boat out for a spin first. I'm SLATHERED in suntan oil, and am stunned by the beauty of the sea. I feel romantic, like I can feel the sea beneath me, water pushing prow, boat sluicing through waves, just completely enraptured in the sight, feel, and salty smell. I now know how wonderful the sea is, and why Elliott Lurie proclaimed "my life, my love and my lady, are the sea". I may not be in love with the sea (I love Joey far too much), but I can definitely see the attraction and wonder. The horizons! Are beautiful! And the clouds and the crystal clear sky and wonderful rays of sun. The earth is nature, and the sea is the exclamation point on it.

Sunday, July 13, 2008: Babysitting.
Not really, but adorable Kaylin things i'm her personal food-slave. She likes her future Auntie :) She was even saying no to her beloved Nana (Betty). In this process, and because I was on the right side of the boat and Kaylin stood to the left of where I was stretched out to tan, I got saltwater spraying all over my right side, and a mixture of Oreo Cookies, Chocolate Chip Cookies, Pringles, Cheese Doodles, Water, Sprite, Iced Tea, and Kaylin's Saliva all over my left side. MESSY. (But I got cleaned off later, so it's all good.)

Sunday, July 13, 2008: The night.
Sunburn hurts like a bitch.

Sorry for the posting delay!

Was enjoying LiFE to it's fullest today! and Yesterday! And here is why.

Saturday, July 12, 2008: The Morning
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*moody music goes here* Saturday. The day of the week in which you sleep in. Five-thirty eight in the morning. My lids creak slowly open to a stirring sound, pulling me from a trance-like sleep. I glance wearily over to my father, silhouetted against the door-frame.

"Chrissy," the voice speaks. "Would you mind locking the door after me? I have to go to Pennsylvania and I don't have a key." Blearily I nod my tired head. I rose out of bed, and make my way to the door, wave bye, lock the door, and head back to my room. I lay back down.

Then I turn over. Then my leg itches. I turn back over. Adjust pants. Can't quite seem to get the blanket back how it was. Get up, wave it around to smooth it out out, and drape it over myself. Wrong pillow, switch pillows. Turn over. Start to sweat, throw covers off. Continue to sweat, turn over. Wait a moment. Get up in frustration and turn fan on. Get cold. Cover up. Get hot. Turn fan off and lay without blanket. Cool down. Turn over. Get hot. Get up, turn fan, light, and computer on. The time is six nineteen.

I then proceed to go on the computer, download a bunch of really fun, very addictive games from Big Fish Games and play one. By the time the hour-long free trial is up, it is 7:45, and the phone is ringing. I answer, it is my father. I talk a bit, tell him no, the baby is not up. No, neither is Grandma. Okay, call about the Tattoo about One. Okay, bye. Grab Dogbert's Clues for the Clueless, and head into the bathroom to put a face mask on and read. Finish taking off Face mask at about 8:15, phone rings again. It is my Grandma's sister, Elli. I am informed that I am to wake up my Grandma and brother, as she is going to be at the house in 10-15 minutes. Great. Do that, go back into my room. Elli gets here about nine. About 9:07, the phone rings again. Oh, my god. I am not supposed to be awake until 1:30, I just laid down figuring they wouldn't bug me, and now this?

Knock, knock, knock, click.
Grandma comes in, holding the freaking phone. Jesus H-fucking-Christ. It is Joseph, my lovely fiancee, waking me up at what is essentially the crack of dawn, to announce that we had visitors. I started feeling the urge to strangle an answer to, "Who showed up at your house at NINE in the morning, sweetie? What with our friends having daytime jobs, you know that we never have surprise visitors!" (I may have really only grunted and whined and said "What? But i'm sleeping! Urghhhh, Who!?") And then he said something amazing.

"Tina and Tony!" (His awesome sister and brother-in-law, with their adorable kids and two cute dogs.) SWEET! We have been bored out of our minds and stressed out, a surprise week-long visit from the Floridian Family was really just the ticket! I hurried to get ready to go see them, even applying full makeup since we hadn't seen them in a few months.

"On my way over!"



*P.S. the blog post just before this one is from when my dad woke me up at 5. You'll see it. I was blah and weird, lol.

Hehe...

When woozy sleepy tired tired from stupid daddy waking me up at FIVE IN THE MORN (which is only 1.5 hrs after i fell asleep btw) I goes a teensy weensy little bit... stir-crazy. And start "replicating my personality" by making animated dolls. Haha. Be scared.




And you will not believe what just happened. First, let me tell you something. My room in approximately 258 degrees. I am sitting in Swamp Ass City, sweat pouring out from under my breasts like I have spigots installed there. And I want my fan. Which is in the other room. So, since i'm awake, which is not normal for 6 in the morning for me, I decide to get it. And practically shit my pants.

There is a turtle on the chair in the living room. A turtle! I am sitting there, freaking out, because how the hell did a turtle get in here!? And is it dead? Alive? Possibly diseased!? Oh, wait. It's fucking plastic.


Bravo, Chris. Don't you feel smart?

My Baby Brother!

I am having family over this weekend. I'm kinda excited, even though we're edgy and weird, because I love my baby brother. He's soooo cute! He's 35 inches (2'11", lol!) and not only is he more than half my size, he's also probably 2/3 my weight, lol! He will be bigger and hopefully, instead of Football or Ice Hockey, my brother will take up Tennis or Karate. I don't wanna see my only brother getting teeth knocked out.


Being 16 years older than my brother is kind of weird, and we'll never be reallllly close, but i'm hoping he will be able to look up to me and be able to ask me things when he gets older. And if he ever does drugs, i'm gonna break his pretty little fingers... or at least threaten to :)


Do you have any siblings? I also have two step-sisters, Charity (13) and Andy (7). I like Char a little bit more than Andy, but of course that's because of age difference.

My Free Career Assessment

Courtesy of TestingRoom.com.


Your career should be . . .

Creative and Organized!

It is important for you to express yourself in whatever you do. You have a desire to be creative and imaginative in your work and to have the opportunity to design new products or deal with new ideas. You enjoy art, drama, writing and music. While you enjoy creating, you also like to have things well defined, organized and accurate.

You are likely to enjoy occupations that will allow you to design and create new things and that involve using your intuition and self-expression. You will enjoy occupations that allow you to be organized as well as creative.

You have a unique set of interests and deserve a career that expresses your uniqueness.

Well, thank you testingroom! Maybe now someone can give me a real test? Because that was a crock of bull.

I think I need....

Chocolate Covered Pretzels



Chocolate Covered Strawberries



Chocolate Covered Marshmallows



Chocolate Covered Raspberry Sticks

Can you tell i'm just a wee teensy tiny little bit PMSy? Yeah, get me coffee and chocolate, bitch.

Good News is soon to come...

but not yet. I found out the US Gov't bonds are crap for a while. They're only worth about 60% of their full value, and it's been 8 years since they were issued! Not fair. But, on the other hand, I guess I do have SOME good news. I found out about a Gymnastics place close to me that's pretty inexpensive, so I will be able to get in shape. Fiancee also found out about counseling, and we are soon to go. This will be good, especially as ALL INFORMATION is confidential, and we can get information, ideas, and opinions without being judged. We don't do cocaine, we don't mug people, and we don't attempt suicide. We are simply stressed-out people who had rough childhoods. I haven't been writing in here like I really should write, because i'm seriously stressed about my situation, and cannot get my head around it. Then I realized: this blog is about me. This blog is about the things I do, the things I want to say. And even if you don't get details, maybe you'll want to hear about my life. So here goes: this is gonna take a while (to write).


I recently turned 18, and am the type of person who is just sitting around doing nothing but looking for apartments and ways to make money. My life and mind right now are fixated on finding a job, getting a form of transportation and a place to live, and making it on my own without making my grandmother pay for crap like water & electricity that i'm using. Also? I eat a SHIT-TON of food. The other day I had 2 nectarines, a salad, like 3 packages of candy, pizza pretzels, chips, popcorn, chicken parmigiana, and chicken nuggets. I might lose weight if I live on my own! Speaking of food, I think there's some Ice Cream in the freezer . . .

. . . but anyway. My fiancee is collecting unemployment and has insurance through the unemployment (he was injured on the job), but that might have to end soon, so we'll be even more shitholed. However, if we can both make $200 a week, we can move into an apartment connected to his cousin's apartment, and I have seen the inside, and I WANT IT. For about $800 a month, we get Bedroom, Kitchen, Living Room, Bathroom, and a BASEMENT. Which means i'll have space to store all my junk. I'm a packrat. $200 a week is easy, if we each get min-wage full-time work, we're making over $500 a week combined, which means we can still sock some money away while getting bargain foods, and only getting internet when we can get the laptop to a hotspot.

But, we have beds (crappy as they may be), some furniture, and a fridge comes with the place. Also? If there's no washing machine? I will hand-fucking wash everything. I swear to god. I know I sound too young to bitch about only being at point A and not at point X, but you have no idea how weird I am with family. I'm just not very loving towards them, i'm emotionally distant. It's kinda sad, but at least I grew into my own person. ANYWAY. So off the topic.



I have been reading Jen Lancaster's work again, and i'm amazed at how it only took her two years to be found. Unfortunately, I haven't gotten enough of an organized style of writing to actually compile a book yet, so I guess my practice will be blogging. I don't think i'll be getting royalties and PWNing the business world like she did. but at least maybe I can get a hobby and a job soon. Well, i'm exhausted from all this thinking lately, so I bid you adieu.

~~~~~* Chris

I need a job.

Excuses people have used to not give me a job.

• It's the summer, we already have plenty of summer workers.
• It's the school year, it's not as busy so we don't need as many workers.
• It's spring break, there's nobody around so we don't need anyone.
• You have to be 18 to work here.
• You're 18 now? Well sorry, it's been 3 months, we filled the opening.
• You have to be 21 to work here. Sorry.
• This is a family business only.
• Sorry, you need a valid work visa. (WTF!? I'm an American Citizen!)
• We're only hiring part-time from 3am to 9am restocking.

That last one is an obvious NO on my part. Fuck you asswipe, that's the time I sleep. Also? Ice Cream place? I thought it would be Shamazing to work there, and this Asian lady comes out to help me.

Me: Yes, hello, how are you?
Her: Hi you want ice cream?
Me: Um, no actually I was wondering if you had any job openings.
Her: No no just ice cream!
Me: No, job! Do you have any jobs?
Her: No job! You want ice cream now?

Now how will I ever live in a fabulous Penthouse Suite with my Gourmet Kitchen and game room? I want black granite and stainless steel fixtures, dammit! I want a glass-door oven embedded into the wall, an outdoor patio with roasting pit, and a Chandelier that lights up half the house! Instead, i'm stuck in a One-Bedroom apartment owned and paid for by my grandmother. I need a hobby, besides ranting.

Lazy Day, look at my link.

I did a lot of typing today, so i'm exhausted. Here's a link to a Trail I just made for shits and giggles. Have fun!

Hookah!

So I smoked my first Hookah today! No, not a Marijuana Hookah, either. It was Kiwi-Strawberry Hookah Tobacco, and tasted delish. I'm not a smoker, hate tar and nicotine and all that, but the Hookah Tobacco has a lot less tar and Nicotine.

The only thing is, the Hookah get me VERY light-headed. Apparently that happens your first time. It was nice while it lasted, but fortunately I only got light-headed, not high. I don't think you CAN get high off a Hookah with just Tobacco, but you certainly get an effect. And man, does it taste good!!

I do digress...

That these shoes suck. Next time I see someone wearing these, i'm shooting them in the head with a rifle. They are ugly, they are stupid, they pose health risks in hospitals and are risky on escalators, just stop wearing them! I hate these damned things! I'm no Fashionista, but I really think anyone who wears them needs the Fashion Fucking HazMat called on their asses.

Keansburg.

I went to Keansburg for my birthday! It...... was okay. We kept getting stuck behind fat people.... Not the "i'm overweight but i'm okay" or "i'm a funny fattie" type of people... We kept getting stuck behind the "oh god I have cholesterol through the roof and have to walk at -14 mph everywhere I go" fat people. And we were late to our car, and got a ticket. for being three minutes late.

But, I got to hang out with my fiancee, my best friend, and her boyfriend. Yay!


now, i'm off to watch Half Baked.

Chihuahua's scare the crap out of me.

To others, this seemingly harmless toy-sized dog is cute, adorable, and even.... lovable! But what happens when you come face to face with a vicious, house-ruining, furniture clawing, ankle-biting mutt? Dun dun dun! (Ominous music goes here.)



Yes, this vicious villain specializes in peeing all over the floor, eating everything in sight, tearing apart garbage cans, and scaring the holy crap out of me. It's name? MANDY.


My boyfriend's family has a stupid chihuahua dog and an adorable pug. The pug is old, stupid, deaf, and half-blind. But he's nice! Now, the little rat-mutt constantly terrorizes me! I mean, how would you feel if you were in constant danger of having your ankles eaten!? At least this guy won't kill my feet!



Do you like dogs? What are your favorite types? Least favorite?

Video Game Report!

As you know (or should know from reading my blog archive), I have a variety of online games I enjoy playing. So, i'll give an update here.

When I first started the blog, I also just started the games, so my characters were brand new~! So it's time for an update and review! First up:

• Seeds of Time
• Less than par graphics, simple game play, energy system that makes things amazingly fair. I enjoy it greatly, i've been fishing non-stop and have like, 1,000 trout xD
• MagicDuel
• Honestly, starting to like this less. All I do is heal and click "Go on idle". That IS the damn game. I'm very close to quitting.
• Tanoth
• Loving this! Simple, fast. What more to say? You fight, adventure, or work; then you buy items from the merchant so you can fight, adventure, or work more easily!
• Zantarni
• Forum site, but I don't use the forum right now. I'm just performing good deeds for experience and Karma or some shit, and then foraging for items to sell, then working. Quite like!
• Popmundo
• I joined a few days ago, and it's ok. It confused the bejesus out of me at first, but now I understand more, and am having fun with it. You're pretty much some sort of talent (singer, drummer, etc), trying to make it big. I'm trying to make it big in Nashville!
• Runescape
• Like you've never played Runescape! I just leveled up my mining to 51, and am mining Rune Essence like a whore after crack! I'm going to sell them at the Grand Marketplace! I'm getting boatloads of cash for Gold Ore, too!
• Wonderland Online
• I was lied to. I was told there would be interior design! But, then again, i've barely been on and haven't explored half the functions. Get to level 10, damn you D<

Ranks are as follow:

• Seeds of Time: 7.5/ 1o
• MagicDuel: 3.5 / 1o
• Tanoth: 9 / 1o
• Zantarni: 9 / 1o
• Popmundo: 8 / 1o
• Runescape: 8.5 / 1o
• Wonderland Online: 7.5 / 1o