MONSTAH

I know you know the energy drink called Monster. I don't know if you know this, but thay have "Java Monster", but I am here to inform you of the awesomeness of each one. Of course, if you don't know about Monster, I guess i'll just do a thorough review.

• Monster Energy. Packed with a double-hit of the "Killer Energy Brew", this packs a hell of a wallop straight to your energy levels! Feel pumped, tastes great. ( Just a little bit strong for me. )
  
• Lo-Carb. Low calorie, Low carb, with a shocking taste that makes it hard to believe that it's (a little) healthier than other Monster Products.
• Khaos. 70% real fruit juice mixed with Monster Energy Blend makes for a tasty drink that'll keep you kicking! It tastes of orange (so I don't like it), but is in no means a kid's drink.
• M-80. Tropical Pineapple and Mango juices swirling with energy-blasts of power, over the lips and past the tongue, a shockwave of energy when you're done! The 80 stands for 80% fruit juice!
  
• Mixxd. Some random juice (30% this time) thrown together and mixed in, is energy with some awesome, slightly grape-y taste. Who knew it could taste so good?
• Assault. This is an all-business, sneaking-through-the-woods camouflaged masterpiece just waiting for you to chug it, so you can get a military-issued boot of energy right where the sun don't shine. Damn, that's good ;)

Moving on to: Java Monster!!

• Nut-Up. Premium blend coffee and cream, kicking energy, AND half the caffeine of regular coffee! How do they do it?
  
• Loca Moca. Tasted Good! REAL Good! No more waiting in line at Starbucks, just grab this at your local convenience store or supermarket, and you'll be enjoying taste and energy!
  
• Originale / Big Black. For some reason it goes by two different names... Or it's a glitch on the website, but either way, the taste is great! An awesome coffee taste with the energy you crave!
  
• Mean Bean. Made with natural flavors, you might just throw out your coffee maker for good in lieu of this amazing drink.
  
• Lo-Ball. Less fat, less calories, i'll bet you never heard anyone tell you to lo-ball them before this drink!
  
• Irish blend. DROOOOL. This drink is beyond amazing. The coffee drinks are awesome, but what happens when you put liquor in the coffee? Magic, that's what. (Liquor flavoring only.)
  
• Russian. Kickin' Russian liquor taste in a can of primo Java Monster, get your energy on, as they do in Russia! Because in Russia, Coffee drink YOU!
  
• Chai Hai. Have you ever gotten an energy buzz off of tea before? Don't drink this with crumpets or take it to the queen, take it skydiving for an ultimate Tea experience! Right on!