Keansburg.

I went to Keansburg for my birthday! It...... was okay. We kept getting stuck behind fat people.... Not the "i'm overweight but i'm okay" or "i'm a funny fattie" type of people... We kept getting stuck behind the "oh god I have cholesterol through the roof and have to walk at -14 mph everywhere I go" fat people. And we were late to our car, and got a ticket. for being three minutes late.

But, I got to hang out with my fiancee, my best friend, and her boyfriend. Yay!


now, i'm off to watch Half Baked.

4th of July

It's coming up! Independence Day!

Time to celebrate the stars and the stripes! Here are some fun activity ideas!

• Drink a lot. Watch Independence Day, and play this game. ;)
• Smoke a lot of weed, play with sparklers.
• Fireworks. Need I say more?
• Annoy everyone by reciting the Pledge of Allegiance every time someone says "America", "July 4th/4th of July", or invites you to a barbecue.
• Go to at least 4 barbecues. Eat only red, white, or blue foods.
• Wear an American Flag as a toga, and carry a beer bong around with you everywhere.
• Tell people you are a hippy that despises America, and celebrate July 4th by doing only illegal activities.
• Do something you've never done before (dirt bike, cruise, bungee jump).
• Apologize to your best friend for missing their "very important party", then show up. With fireworks.
• Look online for funny videos of cats chasing sparklers.