4th of July

It's coming up! Independence Day!

Time to celebrate the stars and the stripes! Here are some fun activity ideas!

• Drink a lot. Watch Independence Day, and play this game. ;)
• Smoke a lot of weed, play with sparklers.
• Fireworks. Need I say more?
• Annoy everyone by reciting the Pledge of Allegiance every time someone says "America", "July 4th/4th of July", or invites you to a barbecue.
• Go to at least 4 barbecues. Eat only red, white, or blue foods.
• Wear an American Flag as a toga, and carry a beer bong around with you everywhere.
• Tell people you are a hippy that despises America, and celebrate July 4th by doing only illegal activities.
• Do something you've never done before (dirt bike, cruise, bungee jump).
• Apologize to your best friend for missing their "very important party", then show up. With fireworks.
• Look online for funny videos of cats chasing sparklers.