Linklist and Random Pics of the Week

One, Two, Three, Four.

• Recycled Condoms used in Hair Bands!
• Ever seen Racist Toys?
• I want to stay in this Miniature House! It's just so cute.
• I have never heard of Electronic Cigarettes before this...
• Customer Service Sucks... but can be funny at the same time!

Hehe...

When woozy sleepy tired tired from stupid daddy waking me up at FIVE IN THE MORN (which is only 1.5 hrs after i fell asleep btw) I goes a teensy weensy little bit... stir-crazy. And start "replicating my personality" by making animated dolls. Haha. Be scared.




And you will not believe what just happened. First, let me tell you something. My room in approximately 258 degrees. I am sitting in Swamp Ass City, sweat pouring out from under my breasts like I have spigots installed there. And I want my fan. Which is in the other room. So, since i'm awake, which is not normal for 6 in the morning for me, I decide to get it. And practically shit my pants.

There is a turtle on the chair in the living room. A turtle! I am sitting there, freaking out, because how the hell did a turtle get in here!? And is it dead? Alive? Possibly diseased!? Oh, wait. It's fucking plastic.


Bravo, Chris. Don't you feel smart?

Chihuahua's scare the crap out of me.

To others, this seemingly harmless toy-sized dog is cute, adorable, and even.... lovable! But what happens when you come face to face with a vicious, house-ruining, furniture clawing, ankle-biting mutt? Dun dun dun! (Ominous music goes here.)



Yes, this vicious villain specializes in peeing all over the floor, eating everything in sight, tearing apart garbage cans, and scaring the holy crap out of me. It's name? MANDY.


My boyfriend's family has a stupid chihuahua dog and an adorable pug. The pug is old, stupid, deaf, and half-blind. But he's nice! Now, the little rat-mutt constantly terrorizes me! I mean, how would you feel if you were in constant danger of having your ankles eaten!? At least this guy won't kill my feet!



Do you like dogs? What are your favorite types? Least favorite?

Let's run around nude!

So today, I got up extremely early so I could go chill out and sleep over at my fiancee's house. We spent most of the day with our mutual friend Rob, and then later on we met up my Krissy (my fiancee's set-sister) and her boyfriend, Mike. Also, our jewish friend Aaron showed up eventually. We were just goofing off all day, and suddenly it was night. I was cold! And we planned to go night swimming.

Let me just tell ya, that water was damn near arctic to me. Mike and Rob, however seemed fine, and one made the suggestion to the other- let's run around nude and go in the pool! Oh, gawd.



Have you ever experienced awkward and funny situations like that? Seriously, funny stuff.